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im logged out of tumblr im putting this shitpost here (ooc)
They have perfect pitch. Their favorite weapon is handmade studded gloves. Their journal is full of nice things their friends have done for them. They're aro. They wear red stockings that canonically make you look like a slut. They love-poisoned themself by accident. They've regular-poisoned themself on purpose. They might think jaundice is hot. They don't know their own name. They like orange juice. They have indirectly killed hundreds over their love of board games. They have spent too much time looking at their friend's eyebrows. They are an honorary rat. They have beef with rats. They love being annoying. They cry super easily. Other people crying makes them uncomfortable. They can swallow medium-sized objects without gagging for reasons that are perfectly normal, probably. They're constantly broke. They don't know how to cook. They like growing mushrooms. They didn't know their own favorite color until someone else picked one for them. They have two sets of teeth. They love biting. They live in a cave. They're terrible at empathy. They started hunting the Vake because they were bored. They can heal themself by playing Megalovania on the kazoo. They do not remember where they learned this skill. They can play most woodwind instruments and the piano. They want to be loved. They think they're unlovable. They did foodplay in public. They've been exposed to enough Irrigo to start closing their eye sockets. They have opinions on water flavors. They don't understand romance but they do understand obsession and devotion. They would die and kill for their friends. They could have been Mr Wines' jester but turned it down out of pettiness. They would live in Parabola if they could. Their hair is based on Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. They're blond. They sleep with the mask on. I didn't say their name but they popped into your head didn't they
